LA waitress rates celebrities she’s served like a “rude” comedy couple

By Sophie D. White 4 years ago


A Los Angeles comedian and former waitress is revealing what it was like to serve food to the stars, from ‘flawless’ Lady Gaga to ‘rude’ Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann. Annie Bond was a waitress ‘at a busy Los Angeles restaurant for five years,’ and while she wouldn’t share the name of the LA hotspot where she worked, she did reveal the stars who came in during her time there. In a TikTok video that’s racked up hundreds of thousands of views, Annie dishes on her experiences waiting on Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes, Anna Faris, and more, revealing which stars were great and which could have been nicer.




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Spill! Annie Bond was a waitress ‘at a busy Los Angeles restaurant for five years.’ On TikTok, she shared details about her experience waiting on several stars at the unnamed restaurant.




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Love her: Earning the most enthusiastic rave review was Lady Gaga, whom Annie referred to as the ‘queen of my heart, queen of the world’.




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‘Honestly, she remembered everybody’s name, she always looked flawless. She’s extremely nice, she’s a goddess,’ she said.




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Next best was Anna Faris, who Annie scored a rating of 20/10.




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‘Anna Faris is the kindest, most wonderful person alive. I wish she was my best friend. She was so nice, just so unbelievably nice,’ she gushed.




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Good times! Annie seems to have had quite a few good experiences with stars, and also had a nice evening when Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes came to eat with their children.




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‘Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes casually strolled up one night when it wasn’t that busy, and they had their kids and they were so casual, and so gorgeous, and so polite,’ she said. Annie rated them 11/10, adding: ‘I would like to be in their marriage.’




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Nope! Knocked Up director Judd Apatow and his actress wife Leslie Mann were not her favorite customers, rating just 1/10.




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Oh dear: Speaking about her encounter with the couple, Annie said she ‘wanted to like [them] so much, but they were so rude’.




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Sharing secrets: Laura Mesrobian, a New York City waitress, also spilled the beans on stars she served in the Big Apple.




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Rare sighting: She said her friend waited on former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton some time after the 2016 election.




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The good stuff! Secretary Clinton was drinking tequila sodas — earning her a 9/10 from Laura.




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Famous: Most of her other celebrity encounters were of the Hollywood variety, including Jake Gyllenhaal, who got 7/10.




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‘Yes, he’s gorgeous. Yes, his eyes will pierce your soul. But kinda whiny? And really likes his pinot noir and french fries. Always with friends. Somehow never paid?’ she recalled.




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Star power: Julianne Moore, whom she calls her ‘redhead icon,’ did slightly better with a rating of 8/10.




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‘Beautiful, classy, and sweet. One of the few celebrities, let alone people, to look you in the eye and say thank you. Great skin, really tiny — that’s most celebrities. It was a joy for all,’ she said.




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VIP: Glenn Close also got 7/10, with Laura describing her as ‘regal’ and ‘composed,’ though she admitted that ‘some people thought of it as cold, but I don’t think so’.




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Wild: Her dog Pip had the run of the place and was allowed to do whatever he wanted.




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Good taste: Frances McDormand scored 9/10, mostly because of her urgency in ordering drinks.




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‘All she said to me was, “Are you our waitress, because we need alcohol right now,”‘ Laura recalled.




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Pretty: Amanda Seyfried, meanwhile, ‘looks like a beautiful little fairy in person’.




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‘[She] came in on a super busy night with her husband but was really sweet and understanding. Got a cheese board and overall pretty great,’ she said, rating her 8/10.




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Sweet: Dakota Fanning, she went on, ‘seems like a really normal person’ and got 7/10 as well.




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Girls’ night: ‘[She] met a girlfriend there, split a bottle of white wine. Solid tipper. Can’t complain,’ Laura said.




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Laura’s highest compliments went to Greta Gerwig, whom she called a ‘true queen’.




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But Greta’s partner, director Noah Baumbach, is another story.




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While Greta talked about how her breasts changed since having a baby, Noah ‘didn’t seem like he was having any fun’.




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Loved her! Another New York-based TikTok user IAmTahira, a former Barneys employee, said Sex and the City star Kim Cattrall ‘was amazing’.




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She rated Cattrall 10/10. ‘Love her, she was amazing. She had a charity event, she was looking for a dress from Prada. She brought a picture in from Instagram,’ IAmTahira recalled. ‘We actually didn’t have the dress, but I told her that I can call my friend at Bergdorf’s to see if they have it, and they had it! She’s like, ‘text me!’ and I texted her, ‘Go to Bergdorf’s, they’re holding the dress for you,’ and she went and got the dress. She was so nice. I still have her number in my phone,’ she added with a laugh.




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Shopping: The star (pictured in SATC) was shopping for a Prada dress for an event.




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Next up was Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke, who was ‘so sweet’ and also got a rating of 10/10.




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Emilia had an appointment with a different stylist, but Tahira came over to say hello because she was a big fan. ‘We talked about her Dolce & Gabbana campaign that just came out. I was also six months pregnant at the time, so we talked about motherhood. She was so sweet. Sweetest, sweetest, sweetest, sweetest thing.’




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Uh-oh… Of Anna Kendrick, Tahira said that she would ‘never support anything this chick does’ after the way she behaved. Tahira rated her -100/10, calling her a ‘terrible person’. The stylist said she had actually met Anna while working at Club Monaco on 5th Avenue in New York in 2016. ‘My job was to pull a few look options for her to wear at a book signing,’ Tahira explained. ‘I’m walking her through the racks [and] she won’t speak to me — that’s strike one. I’m asking her, ‘Do you want to wear pants? Or do you want to wear a dress?’ She won’t say anything. ‘She turns to her PR lady and her PR lady was like, ‘Can I speak to you outside?” she recalled. ‘We go outside and she’s like, ‘If you guys want her to wear a look, $10,000.’




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